Ruining the Psalms

So the Psalms are generally considered almost a dessert when reading the Bible. The number of songs that come out of them, you can hear in your head as you’re reading. Sometimes I am almost singing along as I breeze along.

Except….. okay, I did a Samuel, Kings, Chronicles deep dive. These books are a little bit out of chronological order, but they feature the rise and fall (and rise and fall and rise and fall….) of Israel when it was one kingdom, and then Israel and Judah when it was two. And its exiling and rebuilding (twice) etc.

But the bulk of Sam/King/Chron complex features the adventures of David, from his anointing through the reigns of his descendants, (roughly running from three hours to 54 years). And when you have read them carefully, and used some online study guides to sort the chronology, you will see how hard David worked to get into power and keep it. And some of the very nasty acts that included.

Then you read Psalms, and you see that David and the other authors (there are at least six, but authorities differ) are basically either saying “Thanks God it’s going great and we owe it all to you” or “Help God, why aren’t you helping us, this is embarrassing in front of our enemies?” Plus a lot of them are very…. ehm…. flattering about David. Definitely meant to be sung at throneside banquets.

I grew up in a narrative that framed David’s life in a particular way. David was God’s chosen king. Therefore, whatever David did to become and stay king was fine. And, you know, that Bathsheba thing, that was just in there to show God could use flawed individuals.

OKay….. but reading these beautiful songs of worship in historic context, well, it gets conflicting. No pun intended, because many of them are about battles won or lost, and whether God showed up to help. And who he showed up for.

David once lined up a bunch of men and killed them by numerical order. David couldn’t figure out who was lying to him and who wasn’t when he had to flee his royal city (for the fifth or sixth time, I lost count). David knew better than to kill Joab (who was his nephew) even though he really really wanted to, because he needed this warrior to keep him powerful. They spent their lives eyeing each other, knives behind their backs.

The Psalms are complicated when you read them in this way. Summon your power, O God, because we want to fight. Hide me in the shelter of your wings, because we’re losing. Lead me beside still waters, because I’m exhausted with fighting.

What is the message of Psalms? For many, many commentators, it is that God chose someone and no matter what that asshole did, God stuck by him–and his increasingly awful grandchildren. For many charismatic churches, it is the source of beautiful worship music; sing the melody, never mind historic context.

For me, it is a reminder that nothing in this world has EVER been simple and Trump is not the worst threat OR promise Christianity has ever seen. Work out our salvation with fear and trembling and perhaps a modicum of common sense.

Sam Kicks Cats

When I was a child, memorizing the books of the Bible got you points (and weird looks) from the adults at your church. I had trouble with the Old Testament order of the history books: Samuel, Kings, and Chronicles. So I came up with the memory aid Sam Kicks Cats.

Yeah, I know. But it worked.

I’ve been rereading these books because now seemed like a good time to read about a period of tyrannical instability in politics. One of the first thing commentators will tell you is DO NOT READ THESE BOOKS AS METAPHOR FOR CURRENT POLITICS. The first significant European scholar to publish in the 1600s said that, as did the breakaway guy in America in the 1700s, and a whole bunch of hangers-on since.

There’s a useful chart by a guy named Jacob Edson on Bible Gateway, based on an earlier chart by Craig T. Owens. It gives you the years and whose reign overlapped once Israel and Judah split from each other. Also whether the kings (and one queen) were evil or good at the start and end of their reigns.

This gets interesting.

There may be more about this in coming weeks, but the bottom line of reading this mess of who was killing who is a frightening awareness of how little being evil resulted in a short reign.

Awhile back a bunch of YWAMers (that’s Youth With a Mission) graduates talked to each other via Facebook messenger. The group broke up because a bunch believed Trump was God’s golden boy (think David) while a handful of others thought he was Ahab. (Check Israel about 2/3 down on that chart.)

Yeah, don’t impose today on then and look for symbols. That way lies madness. The point is, we came to the conclusion that a bunch of us with prayer lives and that magic phrase “after God’s own heart” (which is why God established David’s kingdom as the one Jesus would descend from) thought God had completely different plans in politics.

And since we all believed we were hearing from God about what to do and what to think that became so problematic we broke up, with promises to pray for each other that sounded a lot like insults.

How long people reigned (from 7 days to 55 years, if you’re interested, and the longest reign wasn’t David; it was this guy named Manasseh ruling over just Judah) doesn’t align with who was tearing down the high places and ending sacrifices to other gods; it has a lot to do with who was nice to neighboring kings.

Women aren’t supposed to have political opinions and we’re sure not supposed to know who was doing what in the Bible more than men, or it makes everyone embarrassed. (Anyone else ever been told they need to rid themselves of the ‘Spirit of Jezebel’?)

So I’ll just say that I’m looking forward to looking at the prophetic books that have to do with this history period. The whole Old Testament, once you get past Abraham’s grandkids, pretty much keeps telling this same story from different perspectives: Israel and Judah from Saul down to Babylonian exile.

Because the way they told us these stories in Sunday School, back when we memorized those troublesome minor prophets with no understanding of what they were up against or everything that came before, those were whitewashed. This story is full of death and sex and ambition and confusion and a bunch of people on the ground trying to survive while high flyers tried to stay in power.

I’m no longer convinced God is all that interested in who’s in power. Which makes people really edgy because someone who says that must not care about important issues of equity. That’s not true either. Life is complicated.

Almost as complicated as sorting through what happened in Israel and Judah, king by king, betrayal by betrayal.