Japan: Day One

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So did I mention I was going to Japan? We were trying to get clear of all the eviction stuff before we left, but of course that continuance means coming back to it. Oh well. Gonna put it out of mind for now.

Because, we have LAUNCH! After a couple of fun misadventures last night, we are at Baltimore Airport, wearing masks and enjoying a quiet morning coffee.

Since you ask, the misadventures began when Amelia, my traveling companion, discovered that the best gift you can bring someone in Japan right now is a Trader Joe’s tote.

Seriously. Well, okay, she scored this private visit with a famous potter who is a friend of a friend, so we dutifully found the TJ closest to our hotel and detoured. This turned out to be a wonderful drive along the snowy Potomac through colonial bits of America.

We decided to buy cheese and crackers at TJ because I had an 8 pm Zoom storytelling circle to run, so we wanted to eat while driving. The sweet checkout clerk helped us find a tote, and back in the car….

two bags, two girls, two weeks: JAPAN HO!

my bank card was gone. Three terrible minutes before we realized it had slid down between the seats. We laughed, absent minded academics on vacation, and I zipped it into a pocket.

The hotel could best be described as “downmarket.” We risked our lives crossing a five-point intersection to get good coffee at a Dunkin’, and Amelia bought a vape at the shop next door. She’s been quitting for awhile, but sometimes a girl needs a pick-me-up.

She put her coffee and vape atop the car as we got our luggage settled back at the hotel parking lot, and I reminded myself to remind her to fetch them before we left.

Well, she got the coffee, but even now someone back in that parking lot is enjoying a Georgia Peach vape. It was still in the box. She is taking it as a sign from God that it’s really time to quit. (They don’t sell vapes in Japan.)

I am taking it as a sign that we are going to have to be very careful in our adulting these next two weeks. And also that we are going to have a good time blithely jettisoning flotsam and jetsam as we fill our bags with small, light souvenirs. Like yarn….. :]

We fly today, and arrive tomorrow, which will be today, in Japan. Keep you posted!

A Continu-WHAT?

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Feb. 9 was supposed to be our last day in court about the never-ending quest for a kind and just eviction.

His lawyer withdrew. She said in essence he was dissatisfied with the outcomes and communication had broken down. The judge looked…. distraught as he said he had no choice but to grant her request.

The next request: dude asked for a continuance. He needed the info and folder from Legal Aid. He’d “been busy” and needed more time.

His lawyer had left the courtroom. Five minutes before we started, my lawyer had said with a laugh that he would NEVER do a flat fee eviction again, because Legal Aid was all about delay, delay, delay. Another lawyer sitting nearby recounted his experiences and they commiserated.

Now my lawyer stood with yet another court date coming under his flat fee, and he used his cell phone to call the Legal Aid lawyer back and ask her about the folder. The judge granted the continuance, over the stringent objections of my lawyer, because “he had no choice but to be fair.” Plus, we all know this court appearance was about the fallout from how dude left the property: he ripped up a few things, took a lot of things, and threw everything else into the fire pit in plastic bags. It was just pure meanness, really, the kind of thing a little kid does when thwarted and unable to manage their emotions.

Ms Lester of Legal Aid

I asked my lawyer to make a quick deal: bring back the Zero Turn lawn mower and two paintings, and the rest would not be criminally prosecuted. The judge’s face lit up. He turned to Dude.

“You’re not gonna get a better deal than that,” he said. To my lawyer, he said, “what does she want back?”

My lawyer turned to me, and said, “In her own words, your honor.”

OK, so then I had to say, in court, to the judge, “a pig reading a cookbook.”

The judge choked back what sounded suspiciously like a laugh. I kept going “a painting of tree trunks, which is original and I can’t get back, and the lawn mower.”

My gaze flicked to Dude, whose face in that moment showed, God’s truth, happiness. He was happy that he had taken something that I really liked. That’s hard to deal with.

I will never see any of those items again. My lawyer will prosecute for the theft of the expensive lawn mower at the March date, after he’s had time to review that file and all….

And the Legal Aid lawyer had a bailiff follow her out, taser in hand, because of Dude’s demeanor to her in court. Since I’m allowed to talk to her now that she doesn’t represent him, I asked her if that happened often.

“This is the first time,” she said. “And I can take care of myself in terms of harm, but I don’t want to deal with the legal case that would follow.” She smiled at me and left.

Best exit line ever.

The pig artwork is by Lori Dieter. I love her whimsy.