The Mom in the Hallway

Writer Wendy’s weekly installment

Walking briskly down the beige hallway of the conference center, I passed a half dozen people in suits on their cell phones. We were all there to lobby—excuse me, educate—legislators regarding rural health needs across the nation: give us more money, restrict the urban usurpation of that money under empty promises of making doctors do a “hardship” postings in Appalachia in return for debt release. All that.

People were cutting deals, cutting croissants, pouring coffee, planning strategies. The place was buzzing. The only reason I noticed her was her laugh.

“Yep, that IS a great lunch,” she said. “You got that from me, peanut butter and banana.”

I slowed, struck by the contrast between her—cheery voice, red curly hair flying away from her head in the dry air of the conference center—and the tall guy in the grey suit next to her, pacing as he said, “Tell them that ROI is insufficient.”

The plump woman in the brown skirt and blazer spoke again. “Well, move back from the camera so I can see it….. Oh, that is cute. Nana did that? Yeah, we can do it like that, too. Did she give you the bow?”

The child’s voice was indistinguishable from the Tannoy suddenly announcing that the meeting would start in two minutes.

Suited Mommy said, “Ok, you got your book for reading time? Excellent choice. What’s that make, 500 times? Ok, sweetie, love you, have a great day today….. Yes, I will, too. And I’ll be thinking of you.”

She pushed a button, adjusted her purse and folder, and moved toward the meeting on short legs in high heels, brown pencil skirt restricting her stride. But she looked like she had the world together.

Say what you will about tech, about the world of work, about silly conferences full of pompous people pretending to change the world. There was a whole world happening in the hallway.

And sometimes, just sometimes, cynical people like me need to be reminded what’s worth fighting for. That bow I never saw was on my mind all day as I explained to legislator after legislator that no, we don’t have an OBGYN residency program in SWVA and no, we don’t benefit from the fact that they currently fund a bunch of those in “Rural Tracks” throughout the state.

I hope that kid grows up to know her mama helped change her world.

Come back next Friday for more from Wendy Welch

On the Road Again–

Jack gets in just over the line again – –

A good friend was telling me recently how she used to own a Mini and put it in for an oil change. The garage drained the old oil but didn’t put any new oil in! So she didn’t get very far before the engine seized up – –

This reminded me of a couple of incidents in my car owning life –

The first involved an original 1960s Mini, which I had put in to have the brakes serviced. But the mechanic didn’t completely tighten the bleed valve on one of the wheels. My singing pal Barbara and I were heading towards the Forth Road Bridge (a toll bridge) on our way to a gig in Edinburgh, and as we approached the toll booth the brake gave out! So I sailed through, despite desperately pulling on the parking brake and gently turned onto the lane going back to Fife. Back we went and turned again, and finally I managed to stop and pay the toll. I can’t remember how we managed to get home safely – – –

The second memory was when I owned a SAAB 9000, and it was great – way ahead of most contemporary cars and with lots of extras that you would normally have had to pay more for. I had previously owned a succession of SAABs, all the way from a 96 through a couple of 900s and then the 9000. At that time I was presenting a weekly radio show up in Pitlochry – the smallest station in Britain then. On the way back home on one of those days, the car started to slow down and misfire, and then the temperature gauge was going up – – . I pulled over and let it cool then carried on. It finally died, and I phoned Wendy, who came and rescued me. The oil pump had stopped working, so the engine had seized!

The SAAB was a goner, but someone in the village where I was stuck was selling a Skoda, so I bought it on the spot – the worst car I ever owned. That’s how Wendy and I eventually wound up with matching SEAT Ibizas. SEAT is a Spanish company owned by Volkswagen – so when you buy a SEAT you are getting a VW but much more cheaply!

Come back next Wednesday for more from Jack