What was her Name?

The house next door to us has been unoccupied for about 20 years. Watching it fall slowly into disrepair, we joked about the new tenants each time a squirrel moved in through the kitchen window, the groundhog dug a new tunnel under the foundation, the blue jays built another nest in the chimney. (At least we think they were jays.)

Two days ago, an enormous crane (the machine kind) arrived on the lawn, and knocked the house down. Noise and dust and beepings, oh my–although the crane was VERY careful to contain everything, I hasten to add. Never a minute’s worry.

We saw a few cars drive slowly by. One elderly couple sat across the street for several minutes watching, bittersweet looks on their faces. We were told the people who owned the house had died decades ago; maybe they knew them.

On the evening of the second day, with nothing remaining but a whole lot of aluminum siding and the concrete pad of the porch, Jack and I wandered over to … I don’t know. Because we were bored and curious and wanted to pay our respects all at the same time?

Where the kitchen had stood was quickly evident; apparently all the cupboards hadn’t been cleared because some ancient spice canisters, the kind one buys in a store, were lying about. Some were things like Boric Acid and Cream of Tartar.

Since broken glass was everywhere, I picked up the home canning jar carefully, expecting it to be cracked and fall apart in my hand. But it was whole. Further, it was still sealed. Green beans waited expectantly inside for someone to eat them.

Another jar contained pickles. I knew–because I am that nerd–that the Kerr jar was from the 1950s and the Mason jar predated 1962. Valuable enough to a collector, but not big deal money items on eBay. I took the two jars home and started to wipe off the decades of dust clinging to them, then thought better of it.

Instead I placed them out of the sunlight in a corner of my canning closet. They don’t touch anything, no asbestos dust poisoning happening here. But they sit there, a connection to she who ruled that house, what 30, 40 years ago?

When did she can them? Who did she hope would sit at the table and eat them with her? Why were they never eaten?

One could feel melancholic about women’s work and the march of time and aging, but honestly I feel inspired. We who enjoy it have been canning since that French baker won Napoleon’s prize money (Google it) and so many connections still exist to those early days. We honor each other’s work.

We know what kind of sweat equity goes into making sweet pickles. We believe in the long flow of tradition-with-improvements. When we got better, safer lids we used them instead of wax. When we got freedom-infringing advisories from agencies influenced by lobby money, we ignored them and canned milk, meat, and greens. We learned what tasted good, and why, and how to make it taste better for the long haul. All while that carrying stream of tradition skipped generations of children and rebirthed itself in new eddies of panic as the pandemic spread fear of shortages. Kinda like World War II, the last time canning surged. (For some reason, it skipped the sixties. Maybe not enough dancing involved.)

It makes me feel good, rescuing those two jars from a fate of being ignored for eternity. I don’t know her name, but I know she was good. The pickles are beautiful. The green beans are evenly layered with perfect head space. And the jars are sealed despite having a house pulled down on top of them.

I’ll never know her name. But I feel connected to her, and that’s enough.

The Apples Overwhelming my Eyes

Wendy is on her way to Louisville…loaded with goodness, of both books and apples

I’m part of a gleaning society. We move food that would otherwise rot in the field, getting it into people’s kitchens. We prioritize food banks and cafes that serve suspended meals or otherwise have token systems for those who can’t pay with money.

A week ago, the coordinator for the gleaners let us know they had apples. Great, everybody loves apples, right? Our coordinator and her husband picked them up.

Six half-ton boxes of apples. Three went straight to some food banks and suspended cafes. The call went out for community members to come get some fruit.

I took ten grocery bags of apples, with the intent of giving as many as possible away, and then canning up a bag or two for gifting. I run the buy nothing list in my county. The list proved disinterested, so I made sure to have some in my car when attending civic meetings. 12 dozen apple gifts later, people were starting to edge away from me at these events. “Don’t go near her, she’s handing out apples. Don’t leave your car unlocked. Apples are the new zucchini.”

And of course the apples landed in a busy week. We’re working on a federal grant – well we would be if our federal identity page for our non-profit worked properly. Six hours passed with help desks and support services, coring apples while on hold or waiting for instruction on what grew to be a more complex problem by the hour. There was something very meta about mashing apples when hearing there was nothing we could do but wipe our profile and start over.

Anger has to go someplace. Mine gave the 21 bottles of cider a nice spicy flavor.

200 cidered apples and one new federal identity page later, I checked the fridge. Apples in the meat drawer. Apples in the cheese drawer. Apples in the veggie drawer. Apples in the butter panel, in the egg holder, stuck behind the coil leading to the freezer. APPLES EVERYWHERE!

I made apple butter. I made apple pumpkin butter, thereby eliminating the problem of what to do with the pumpkin going over on my porch. (Our chickens are mutants. They won’t eat pumpkin.)

150 apples to go. In desperation, I googled “unusual apple recipes for canning.” Then I reset my filter to adult controls and googled it again.

Steamed apple bread pudding (yes you can can bread; you just have to know what you’re doing). Apple salsa. Spiced apple rings. Apple slaw. Each took fewer apples than one might have hoped. There were still a few dozen apples in my refrigerator as I packed a bag to be one of the authors featured at the Louisville Book Festival Nov. 11.

I put the bags in my car; the other authors will love me, I’m sure.