Wash Time is A-coming – –

Jack gets over the line – just – –

Yesterday was Wendy’s birthday and her present took a fair bit of work and preparation. When she just missed out in a job interview recently she decided her consolation prize should be the bathroom of her dreams. So I set to work – –

The bathroom we inherited was functional but drab, with an ancient tub we couldn’t keep clean and uneven yellow tiles that leaked!

We sent out a request locally for recommendations of competent folk to carry out the job. In a previous post I mentioned the arrival of Tom and how we weren’t too sure.

He turned to be much more than competent in every way.

A plumber, carpenter, tiler and designer – all in one person. But more than that, anything we needed done while he was here he also did and without us asking!

He also made sure our cats didn’t end up trapped under the floor and got to know them well.

What he didn’t know was that Wendy’s birthday was approaching, but he worked until late on Monday so everything would be finished and ready.

Of course I had to add something so I painted the ceiling and untiled sections of walls before Tom arrived. The pale blue wall color was her choice but she allowed me a small hidden area of orange to make me feel better!

A&A Home Improvements are hereby thoroughly recommended!

A lovely bowl of roses arrived today for Wendy with a card from Tom – – –

The Monday Book: WICKED PLANTS by Amy Stewart

I enjoyed this way more than my friends enjoyed watching me read it. Made them nervous for some reason.

Scare your friends!

The book is a catalogue of plants, categorized in a fairly random order that makes for great reading. Each plant or family of plants has descriptions and short stories about how people found out they were poisonous and/or what they did once they found out.

Not all the plants are deadly. At the small tabs at the top of the page one finds categorizations of dangerous, illegal, invasive, and intoxicating, among others.

My personal favorite was probably Jimson Weed, which grows around here. Apparently when the colonists first arrived and didn’t have good enough sense to ask the indigenous people what was good to eat, they ate Jimson Weed leaves, plus roots pounded into flour. This gives you one very interesting high before it either kills you or renders you incoherent for a few days.

So once they figured out which leaves they should not eat, well, knowledge like that should not go to waste when the next invaders show up… yep. Colonists fed Jimson Stew to the British soldiers housed in their homes. Poor sods went crazy more than went lights out, though. Perhaps the colonists were merciful, or maybe they couldn’t find enough to finish them off. But the soldiers were recalled for medical reasons.

Many other stories are included. This is not a narrative book, but a series of short stories wrapped in information. Also, I had no idea how many wicked weeds grow in desert climates. It’s true that everything out there is trying to kill you.

Highly recommended – and if you want to scare people, leave it on your kitchen table when you have friends over.