Growing Pains – –

Jack gets over the line again –

Apprenticeship and learning to interact with customers.

I was talking to a friend who worked for a time as a mural artist and we got into a discussion about how people get their training in such things.

I served a five year apprenticeship as a painter and decorator back in the 1950s and remember it (mostly) with fondness. Back then it was usually working most of the time on jobs alongside time-served qualified tradesmen, But then there was either day-release or block-release at the local community college alongside that (either one day per week or one week per month).

Part of the training on the job with the tradesmen was what would now be called ‘life skills’ – how to conduct yourself in someone’s home. In other words simple things that have remained with me ever since – wipe your feet before entering – put dust sheets down – be polite – thanks for the morning cup of tea. Never, ever, take the last cookie on the plate!!

I had had a meteoric downward trajectory at High School and left with no qualifications at age fifteen. But my dad had a respected and busy painting company and I had helped for a couple of years during school breaks. So he took me on as an apprentice.

Three things happened in fairly quick succession. My mother took me to a local store where I was fitted out with my first set of white overalls, I signed my indenture papers and I suffered the indignity of the traditional induction. The induction consisted of being waylaid by the older apprentices who removed my trousers and painted my nether parts! At that time most trades had a similar tradition – –

We were painting a hospital ward at the time and a very kind nurse cleaned me up!

I hope my dad explained things to my mum when she saw the state of my underwear.

Inch by Inch – – –

Jack just makes it in time – –

One of my early memories is of being given a new jotter (exercise book) at the beginning of each school year when I was attending primary (elementary) school. Some pages were plain, some were lined and some were graph paper. The cover was blue but it’s the back I particularly remember!

On the back cover were various lists of measurements – all incomprehensible imperial ones!

Pounds, shillings and pence – 20 shillings in a pound, 12 pennies in a shilling, 4 farthings in a penny – –

Just to confuse further there were guineas! 21 shillings!!

I won’t get into the slang terms – a bob, half a bob, half a crown, a tanner – –

Then there was linear measurement –

Furlongs, chains, miles, yards, feet and inches – –

I was so used to feet and inches that, when I eventually started teaching apprentice painters (who had grown up with decimals) I had real difficulty converting.

Also, there was capacity –

Gallons, quarts, pints, half pints – –

Paint cans went from gallons to 5 litres, but when I moved to the US I found that an American gallon is smaller than an imperial one – –

Finally –

There were weights as well – tons, hundredweights, stones, pounds and ounces.

We were required to recite all this stuff regularly and be tested on our knowledge!

Eventually decimalization and the metric system arrived and everything became much simpler. But for some reason wallpaper continued to be 21 inches wide and 7 yards long – – –

I wondered why ‘jotter’ also crops up when you are ‘given your jotters’ – in other words fired/sacked/laid off. So I asked my friends on Facebook – that will be a different post – – –