Don’t Fly With Me–

Jack’s Wednesday guest blog – –

Like many people, I watched replays of 9/11 and the twin towers a couple of days ago, and I was reminded of the horror of it all.

Then I envisaged an imaginary phone conversation that might have happened afterwards between two imaginary characters called Dubya and Tone –

Tone: Hi Dubya – Just wanted to say how everyone here was horrified about what happened, and we send you our thoughts and prayers.

Dubya: Thanks, Tone, and we use thoughts and prayers a lot over here. They’re very useful.

Tone: So, do you have any idea who did this and who’s behind it?

Dubya: Oh, yes – our guys have all the intel. The hijackers were almost all Saudis, and so was the man who planned it. The pilots got their visas through the Saudi embassy and trained over here.

Tone: So you’ll be hitting the Saudis hard, then? Bomb them back to the Stone Age like your Dad did in Iraq?

Dubya: Well, not exactly. There’s the oil and our arms sales to them, and some are good friends.

Tone: What, then?

Dubya: Unfinished business in Iraq.

Tone: But they didn’t have anything to do with it, and one of our best scientists is part of the UN team that just concluded they don’t have any WMDs.

Dubya: You’d do me a big favor if you could take care of that and join me in what I’ll call ‘Operation Crusade’.

Tone: Done – he committed suicide in the woods near his house – no witnesses and no inquiry. So the guy behind this is in Iraq? I think he’s called Bin Laden? Isn’t crusade a bit provocative?

Dubya: He’s in the mountains between Afghanistan and Pakistan, and my good friend has interests there. We need a pipeline through there to get oil to the Indian Ocean.

Tone: Well, far be it for me to say, but we tried it in the 1800s, and the Soviets tried it in the 1900s, and both of us failed.

Dubya: So, can I count on you?

Tone: Of course!

Bin Laden: Perfect – – – –

Jack: I didn’t show Wendy this post.

The Monday Book – Steve Jobs by Walter Isaacson

Guest review by Janelle Bailey, avid reader/ever-an-educator/lifelong learnerand also now 7th grade ELA teacher and part-time bookseller

Steve Jobs by Walter Isaacson

My path to and through this book is quite interesting. I learned, while on a brief trip to San Diego this spring, that Steve Jobs’s birthmother was from my hometown of Green Bay, Wisconsin. And then I also learned that novelist Mona Simpson is his full sister. I had never heard either of these stories and found both quite compelling and interesting, especially given what I thought I knew about Steve Jobs.

This prompted me to read–well, mostly listen to–the lengthy (25 hours!) audiobook that shares its title with its subject–both called Steve Jobs–as well as reference the print copy sent by my cousin.

Boy, there was a LOT about Steve Jobs that I’d never heard before this. I had no idea how eccentric he most often was, how stringent his dietary practices, and/or how difficult it was to work with/for him at times. It made me think a lot about Emerson’s essay, Self-Reliance, and how Jobs seems to be another, possibly who fits a bit into the “To be great is to be misunderstood camp. Emerson wrote: “Is it so bad, then, to be misunderstood? Pythagoras was misunderstood, and Socrates, and Jesus, and Luther, and Copernicus, and Galileo, and Newton, and every pure and wise spirit that ever took flesh. To be great is to be misunderstood.”

And yet there may be many who don’t feel Jobs fits here, maybe that he’s “not that great,” merely “misunderstood.” He definitely had some interesting practices–like his fruitarian diet, or eating enough carrots that his skin turned orange. He had to have some pretty important people confront him about his own hygiene as well.

To hear (read), though, of his many ideas and innovations that reached fruition as iphones and ipods and itunes, etc. was quite impressive. And I don’t know that I was able to track all of that history as it was happening; hearing it all laid out this way, though, was very interesting.

And to learn all the details of his parents’ decision to put him up for adoption and then learn of his ultimately meeting his mother and sister in his late 20s/early 30s was all quite interesting as well.

I say read it if you’ve ever at all been a Steve Jobs fan or been skeptical about him. I feel much more in the know after this than I did before, and that’s certain. I’ll tell anyone who’ll listen about Jobs’s Green Bay origins.