Farewell Beulah – –

When we moved from England to Florida eighteen years ago Wendy’s office was beside a state park, and the park policy for stray cats was to give them three days to charm someone into taking them home, and if that failed, kill them.

Beulah, relaxing on David’s armchair, anticipating potato chips

Beulah took a strategic nap on the hood of Wendy’s car, and became part of our life. She eventually moved with us to Big Stone Gap along with our Scottish cat Valkyttie, and our dogs Bert and Zora.

She started by patrolling our bookstore, willing to share these duties with Valkyttie, but the two never got along, so Beulah regularly went outside as well. We think Valkyttie’s jealousy started when Beulah got featured in the Kingsport Times as the bookstore cat as Wendy’s first book came out. The photo garnered a lot of attention and for years we had people enter the bookstore demanding to see Beulah, bringing her treats, etc. Understandably, Valkyttie took this hard, since she was the senior member of the feline management team.

Once Beulah added the front lawn to her regular route, a guy who walked past every morning would stop on his exercise route, sit on the front steps and chat with her. He called “kitty kitty kitty” and if she were inside she raced to the door to see her gentleman caller.

One particularly hard winter we moved her to our guest room with all the modern conveniences. She decided she liked these private accommodations, so when spring came and we opened the door to let her out, she decided to just stay there. So we opened a window in her upper story room, giving her a private balcony on the roof below. She took sun bathing there.

Meanwhile her gentleman caller grew concerned. One day he knocked on the door to ask if she were well. We pointed out her balcony, called her name, and she appeared. He waved, she gave a regal nod, and thereafter in the mornings we would hear a gentle “Good morning Beulah” when he walked by.

Big Stone Gap ran by the usual unwritten small town rules: successful interlopers with the temerity to run not only a thriving business but write an internationally-acclaimed book about it–the town had a book, thank you–needed to be harassed. We knew eventually someone would fuss about Beulah being on the same floor as the Second Story Cafe above our bookstore.

Her being in a separate enclosed room would have nothing to do with it–and wasn’t illegal. The health department knew. But what’s illegal and what’s fun to play with on social media aren’t always the same. We wanted Kelley, the cafe owner, to not have to wear anything more than she already did from association with us. And we didn’t care to engage with the GMP (Gap Mean People). Mean people suck.

Enter our friends David and Susan. David and Beulah had…. an understanding. Beulah adored David, who often visited the guest room. Sometimes he brought his wife Susan, and when he did Beulah pretty much tried to push her out of the bed. She was David’s cat, 100%.

So she went to live with David. And Susan, although Beulah never acknowledged her as anything but housekeeping staff. Beulah spent many happy years in the shangri-la for cats that is their home, even making best friends with Laurel, another rescue cat from Big Stone. They shared cups of catnip tea as they discussed the old neighborhood.

Until this month, when Beulah was diagnosed with cancer. She is not yet in pain, but the time is short. In the most loving of acts between an owner and a human, a time has been set for Beulah to cross the Rainbow Bridge, pain free. She will spend today eating her favorite foods and cuddling in David’s easy chair, being petted and called pet names. Tomorrow, she will go to the vet, and thence gently into that Good Night.

If ever a cat had it made, Beulah did. She had two loving families, an adoring fan base that spanned not only America but six countries–she got fan mail from Korea and Portugal when Little Bookstore was translated for those countries.

It was a very good run. Godspeed Beulah; those of us who love you wish you well.

Murder In….

Jack and I came out of our vaccinated cocoons at Christmas to do a few fun things. After visiting friends, we organized a journey on the Great Smoky Mountains Scenic Railroad, four hours round trip, private dining table, masks.

Milk: it does a body good

The night before, we stayed in a charming little motel of brand name out just between Bryson City and Cherokee. I got in a swim before the pool filled with small humans, so all was well. Jack and I spent a pleasant evening catching up on A French Village, which we’ve been enjoying through the holidays, and went to bed early.

Or tried to. The sounds of little humans and their celebrating families around us made clear we were in a family-friendly hotel. No worries, just use the earplugs and be happy for humanity.

The next morning I arose at my usual 6:30ish and went to the lobby for coffee. The desk was closed, something somewhat unusual in a motel; the signs plastered all over the plastic sneeze guard defending why it was closed and what guests could do about it were oddly charming.

A guy in a band shirt and a musician’s fedora–looking very much like a young John Hirt–emerged from the employee door in the small kitchen area. The coffee was ready, he said, but there were no cups.

He smiled apologetically. “I don’t know where nothing is. I’m just helping out until they can get somebody. Nobody can get anybody right now.”

I smiled apologetically back. “It must be hard these days. No worries; I think there were cups in our room.” On return I asked if he’d mind if I sat in the breakfast area and typed on my computer, if I’d be in his way. “Lord no, ma’am, let me put those chairs down for you. I’m just new, don’t know what to do.”

“You’re doing great and I’m sure the motel is glad to have you.”

I didn’t ask if he were happy that the motel gig was supplementing wherever he played acoustic guitar, and electric base.

Ten minutes later he had out the cereal, the bagels, and the jelly. He had unlocked the refrigerator that held yogurt and cream cheese (which had a note on it saying items inside were to be consumed only at breakfast). With a polite tip of his hat to me (an old-fashioned courtesy I found lovely beyond words) and what can only be described as a smile of relieved satisfaction on his face, he locked the staff door and headed off.

I surveyed the four jars of cereal, the coffee pots lined up in rows, and watched the first group of kids hit the breakfast area to discover what I’d been wondering about since he left.

There was no milk out.

The maids began arriving, all of them with beautiful west Jamaican accents. They may be a family unit; they are very kind women. Right after them came the next round of mom-and-kids. The first mom gave her kids toast and went back to their room. The second mom demanded the maids find milk for her children. The maids gave polite smiles and their English suddenly got very bad. When the Mother of Karens left in frustration, they turned and winked at me.

The third group went in search of someone. Young John of the Black Fedora was dealing with leaks in three places. “Milk” didn’t seem to register as quickly as “water.” When it finally did, you could see the look of disbelief on his face. He did not mumble “kids today”; he didn’t need to; his facial expression did it for him.

Apparently he hadn’t forgotten it. There wasn’t any. I have never seen a man deliver news so fast and vacate the premises. He is tall and has long legs. And he had “employees only” doors behind which he could retreat.

It’s a mad, mad, crazy world. I’m sitting in a motel lobby about to go on a pleasure excursion, watching parents cope with kids whose various responses to the Great Milk Crisis reflect a lot of different parenting styles. Some of them snuck quietly outside and got coolers which they trundled past envious others. Some of them shrugged and made toast. Two (parents) demanded to know why the motel didn’t have milk and how fast could they get it.

It feels like sitting in a microcosm of America. All hail the future, kids. Figure it out.