WHAT HAZEL DID

HazelThe response to Wednesday’s blog on Hazel, the 20-year-old cat who bounced from the shelter to us, was overwhelming. Wednesday evening, I took my laptop into Hazel’s resting room to read her some of the emails and comments, but she was afraid of the laptop so I left. When I visited her a bit later, some of her food was missing.

I put out more food, and contacted Beth, our vet, and our friends David and Susan Hamrick, cat rescuers from way back. Both had suggested on Tuesday that Hazel be given Laxitome, in case her condition was trauma rather than tumor.

This involved dosing Hazel’s paw with the caramel-like stuff. I did. She gave me an incredulous look and limped stickily away. But when she reappeared that night, her feet were clean, so I knew she’d licked it off. No poop–then, or later on Wednesday, when I went back in sans laptop and told Hazel about all the well-wishes and prayers going up for her. She glared at me. I sat with her until her guard was down, blobbed her foot again, and left, feeling that I might be torturing rather than helping the old girl.

Next morning, her food bowl was empty. I put out more, again mixed with the Laxitome and sweet potato baby puree per Susan’s instructions, while Hazel glared from behind a pile of books. Jack, catching sight of her face, laughed.

“If she’s got that much piss and vinegar, she can’t be so close to death’s door any more,” he said.

“It’s not piss we’re looking for,” I riposted, but yes, we were both feeling the wee bit hopeful.

Because we had debated what every responsible pet owner does at these moments: what quality of life could Hazel, so clearly confused and sad and missing her family, reasonably get from our house? She doesn’t know us, and the bookstore is a bustling, barking-dogs, running-kids, Pony Express Outpost #6 kind of place. There are no quiet rooms with soft beds and familiar voices. Just us, well-meaning love at its most bungled and inept. Was it time to put her down, on the purple rug she’d claimed as hers, with a house call from our very compassionate vet (who’d already visited the bookshop to examine Hazel so she wouldn’t have to travel)?

No, said Susan, the cat whisperer. If she’s not in real pain, give the Laxitome a few days, and if Hazel is still alive Monday, David and I will come get her to live with us.

Normally I wouldn’t rehome a 20-year-old cat twice, but Susan’s house is a cat sanctuary. A haven. A refuge. Susan knows more about cats than just about anyone on the planet. Plus she sent a picture of Hazel’s new room.hazel's room

Bit of all right, in’it? There’s a window ledge with a low chair to help her reach it, so she can sit and look out at the garden.

We figured Hazel might have some QOL (quality of life) left if we could just get her to poop. Too much new, too little security, she was simply doing what cats do: protesting. And dying from it.

So her paws got gooped and her food got doctored (but she wouldn’t eat it) and well wishes got sent (and sweet-hearted Joe Lewis, my friend Elissa-the-photographer’s partner brought her a catnip fish and sat rubbing her chin until she purred) and on Thursday morning all her food was gone. I put out more. She ate it. By afternoon she was as cranky as… well, a constipated old lady. Brows furrowed, eyes squinted, you could just see she was working up to something big.

And Friday morning, I heard a meow from her room that turned the heads of all our dogs and cats. I raced down the stairs… and found a poop twice the length of Hazel’s body sitting on the pad next to the litter box.

The cat shat on the mat.

Hazel stood nearby, looking relieved. Heck, she practically looked postpartum. And when I turned to her, all praise and tears, she trotted away with a gait that said, “Put food in that bowl and get out. I know your tricks.”

I complied. And then I got on Facebook and shouted the good news. The only thing that stopped me photographing the evidence was my phone battery being dead.

Hazel will be taken by station wagon, in a mesh cat tent, with food and water dishes, a soft pillow, and a litter box, back to the Hamrick home, aka the Shady Rest Hospice for Distressed Gentlecats, where her quality of life in the weeks, months, or years remaining to her will be nothing short of splendiferous. We don’t know how long she has left, but we know she’ll be loved and looked after for all of it.

Yes, we’re all crazy. We should care half so much about social justice, about what happened with George Zimmerman and the Indian school poisonings, as we do about this “stupid cat.” Okay, sure.

But Hazel is doing much better. One starfish flung back into the ocean. It makes a difference.

Calm Chaos

It’s a bit weird, isn’t it, that bookstores are such calm places?

Because books make such good agitators. They change our points of view, our lives, the world. Steinbeck’s Grapes of Wrath terrified politicians so badly they dissed it and him. To Kill a Mockingbird literally changed the way we do justice in America (Gott sei dank). Speak, We were the Mulvaneys… they and their sister titles gave voice to a group the rest of society considered illegitimate and wanted to shut down.

You don’t need a thousand other examples of titles that have left a lasting impact on us as individuals and societies to agree that books are revolutions in bound covers, waiting to unbind us.

Yet bookstores and libraries, the places where we access these whirlwinds of the mind? Calm, quiet, classical music playing in the background, librarians at the gate waiting to shush at the drop of a pin…..

Just another of the great ironies surrounding bookstore life; on the one hand nothing could be more relaxing than shelf-lined walls keeping out the bad stuff; on the other, we all know how much bad stuff is dissected in those pages.

I never have satisfactorily wrapped my head ’round the idea that in the midst of a maelstrom of literature advocating for change, the bookseller in his or her store sits like the eye of the storm, placidly passing out pieces of the Great Undoing.

But I really, really, like sitting in that eye….. :]

And now for something completely different: Don’t forget that the annual Big Stone Celtic Festival is gearing up for its usual mayhem and merriment. Held across the greater metropolitan area of Big Stone (four blocks) the festival is Sept. 22 this year. Even now the sheepdogs (and their sheep brethren) are working on their routine, the little Shetland ponies cleaning their hooves in anticipation, and the committee is going nuts trying to advertise with no money. So if you enjoy music, dance, story and/or food from the seven Celtic nations (Brittany, Cornwall, Galicia, Ireland, Isle of Man, Scotland, Wales) c’mon down. Southern hospitality meets Celtic swords. It doesn’t get any better than this!