The Monday Book: PARALLEL UNIVERSES by Fred Alan Wolf

Jack actually read this and kept tapping me in bed to share interesting bits, so I feel as though I’ve read it. Here is why Jack liked it:

The book is saying that Newtonian physics basically were accepted as the only way to see the universe until the early 1900s, but the trouble is that as it became possible to, if not observe, then imagine or understand the smallest particles that one finds even inside atoms, there were anomalies in the Newtonian system that couldn’t be explained by those rules. So a number of people independently started developing quantum physics. Although quantum did explain the anomalies within the Newtonian view, they provoked new anomalies within the quantum system!

Until….

Researchers working independently realized that the process of measuring and studying the particles actually effected the particles, changing their behavior. It’s that Schrodinger’s cat thing. So the act of measuring changes the measurement. And this has led to the theory of parallel universes. In other words, an infinite number of universes are probable, each with a slight change that takes it into an infinite number of different possibilities. (Think that original Star Trek episode where the transporter malfunctions and they wind up in a weird Enterprise that turns out to be in an alternate universe, aka where Spock has a beard. Or that movie Sliding Doors.)

Because you’re observing the universe that you’re in and only that universe, that becomes for you the one and only universe.

Unless…..

you are schizophrenic, or suffering from other behavioral disorders. The author suggests that what people in some conditions are experiencing is the actual observation or collision of that other universe. When people with “disorders” are seeing things other people don’t see or hearing voices or watching shadows or scared of something that hasn’t happened in history, they’re actually seeing for real what the rest of us can’t see.

Taking this a stage further, all these quantum theories suggest that there is a dimensional link between time and matter. This explains things like black holes and tesseracts and time bending. Thus in the same way that you can look back in time and see history, the future can also affect your present. You’re at a point on the continuum that has both ends all played out, but put that word predestination out of your mind, because both ends have infinite possibilities; you just can’t see the historical ones because you’re inside one of them. Got that?

So what you experience as the present is an immeasurable small piece of all the possibilities that have been and could be. And the future has an effect on the present, but we can’t see it inside the universe we’re currently riding inside.

Now keep in mind that this book was published in 1988, so there may be new stuff out there, but this book reads well. It’s a serious read, but it has lovely humor and references to pop culture and the guy writes well. So even if it’s not narrative, it flows well.

 

Coasting on a Trend

Everyone who’s visited our shop or read Little Bookstore knows that I crochet items to support cat rescue. During the winter when we don’t have fosters in residence, we support PAWS of SWVA by getting feral cats neutered and spayed. In the spring Jack and I open our garage and mystery room to nursing mamas and their infants, getting them adopted to loving forever homes.

DSCN0288It gets expensive, but it’s worth it looking into those little whiskered faces.

spay and neuter afghanLast fall I started making SPAY AND NEUTER afghans, based on a free pattern called Rows of Cats. “This is what you get if you don’t spay and neuter,” I declaimed via FB (and ok, it might have been slightly self-righteous, but what’s a little smugness between friends?) and sold 20 of those afghans. They were fun and quick and cheap to make because I burned through a lot of my stash, so it was easy to sell them for $67, the cost of a spay on the Margaret Mitchell van (a mobile animal clinic for low-income areas.) They’ve gone up since I depleted my stash and have to buy yarn.

jack with chickensAnd then the chickens came home to roost….

Somebody posted the Swanky Chicken Trivet by Sarah Moss, it went viral, and I bought it for $7 and sold about 96 chickens for $7.50 each, branching out into pigs and penguins somewhere along the way.

And the pigs were fun and the chickens were fun and lots of people bought them and we got lots of cats looked after and gave some money to another group, In His Hands Small Animal Rescue, because they’re trying to help get a feral cat colony down the way under control, and life was good. Except there were chickens and pigs everywhere.

chickens in chair mark with penguin chickens and pigs

One day about three weeks ago I started my 97th chicken and thought, “No.” My hands just stopped moving. There are limits. So the Great Chicken Crochet of 2014 ended with a whimper. And that was fine. Jack and I have eight fosters in the house and chickens have covered three of them, so we just needed to fundraise for five more, including three girls (which are double the cost of boys to render non-producing).

And then…..

cat butt coastersa lady out East somewhere makes cat butt coasters, and somebody posted the photo from her Etsy store, and in the past 48 hours no fewer than nine people have posted them on my timeline with a note equating to “You should make these next! People would buy them!”

And yes, they have gone viral. The lady who makes them actually tracked their popularity: http://yesthisisshana.tumblr.com/post/85912403815/why-cat-butts-are-better-than-unicorn-poop-my

But here’s the thing: I saw the coasters weeks ago when I was browsing for something to replace those *&%^$# chickens, and thought “Nobody’d buy those” and went on looking for new items with which to raise money.

I ask you, can I spot a social media trend or what? No wonder my agent and her assistant are so proud of my Twitter feed! Marketing genius, me.

So now I’m making coasters, $20 per set and yes you can specify colors, up to one month to deliver. PM me on FB with your address if you want a set.

But wouldn’t anyone like a nice dignified SPAY AND NEUTER afghan?!